Unsolicited Inquiry...

The housing market is in a slump. I guess that's why I haven't found a Mouse to rent my house! Only a very,
special mouse about 1" - 1.5" will do.
 
I've already been approached a prospective renter. One Miss Pixie Catarina. She seems purrfectly lovely, but she IS a Cat. She assures me that she has no hidden "agenda" (i.e. mouse catching), but that she just loves the house. As it's under construction yet, I told her I would consider when the work is closer to completion, but I'm putting a sign out in hopes of finding the right mouse.

I took a picture for a background check... she is quite a delightful cat.

Miss Pixie Catarina

Mouse House for Rent

I need a mouse, to rent my house

One that's an inch or two

An honest mouse, who needs a house

Only the best will do.

This mouse should be of the greatest taste

To match the Mouse House style and grace

It's not a requirement to dress in lace

But the mouse should have a beautiful face.

If you know of a mouse of good style and face

Leave me a comment, I'll contact the place.